This here is a pic of me in high school, I loved my sewing machine, I called it Sewy.. hehe! This was my best friend in the whole wide world, I could open up to Sewy and it would always listen and not interrupt and take my side on all disputes. We made some pretty rad clothes, like my dog hair moccasins which mind you I wear to the ring to this day with no socks, because sweat,socks and dog hair make for an awful stench! We also made me a foreskin vest, now No way is your old buddy the Rash gonna tell you how I got the material but Ill tell you now I know why people dont get circumcised, its cozy and keeps me warm. Sewy met an unfortunate death as my ex girlfriend walked in on us making out and flipped and took to old sewy with a baseball bat.. I miss sewy I carry around a few bolts from her old frame, but damn making out with it was something fierce!!!!!!!

Ahhh yes this next picture was from my days working nights at the local Wal-Mart, this was a happening place, I used to mac on all the chicks that came in with there school for the blind dogs, they could'nt tell what I looked like, so I told them I resembled Tom Selleck and that I manicured my mustache every night before going to sleep. They were hooked after that, I scored so much tail I could have been called a kennel. I took them to my trailer and had my way with them and when they figured out we weren't at a mansion by the smell of piss and sh*t eminating from my bathroom, I dropped them off in the middle on nowhere so they could find there own way back, ungrateful wenchs!!!!! Not knowing they had the best night of passion in there life by the Rash!!!!!!

Ahhhh yes this is my humble abode.. I like to call it the Palace of Poontang, thats where I take all those girls for there endless nights of passion, I pop in my Neil Diamond 8-track and its on. No one can withstand the Rash and Neil!!!! NO ONE!!!!! See me and my bitching ride??? Yeah thats it baby the Rashmobile.. I got a 450 hemi under there and in my pants ladies!!!!! Yeah my palace. Its got fake wood paneling all through it to add that rustic look, and I got a picture of the Virgin Mary as you walk through the door.. I need to get me some deoderizers for the stench but hey A guy can only do so much..

Ahhh yes another pic of me in my swimming pool, I sure do miss Joe Bob and his soft, subtle hands. But I have fun playing around in this thing the best thing is.... I have irritable bowel syndrome and have a hard time holding my poopoo's in and sometimes at the public pool when I let a lincoln log float off I get kicked out or arrested, but with this baby I can poop like a rabbit and just pic up that industrial strength plastic and throw it awayWhoooHooo

Hello Fans out there of the Sexiest Ring Announcer in Wrestling My name is Jeremy Borash and I dont care what Penzer says, I'm Sexier And I've got a bigger penis hands down! Anyways while checking the internet for granny porn and nude male celebrity sites I came across a website owned by my old friend The Bro. He had a couple of stories on me.... whatever.. he didn't tell the whole truth and that upset me. After changing my panties from Care Bears to the Jazzy Jem undies I decided to really let you in on a day in the life of Jeremy Borash.. You see as amazing as my life seems its really not I get up at the butt-crack of 11 A.M. and go with pappy to feed the cows and chickens. I'm not as beautiful outside the ring as I am in... The Jarretts bought me expensive contact lenses for my eyes since I have gout in one eye and my other got gnarled out while trying to fondle smudge the family bloodhound, so I have to wear my special over sized glasses with my suit so I can see I like theseum glasses they got this cool lense that becomes darker when I'm outside to protect my eyes from the Harmful UV Rays that have already made me albino. I owe a lot to the Bro he got me this far Here's a pic of me and pappy putting Rusty into the back of his pickup seems rusty was'nt up for loving this early in the morning and got surly with us all.